More About Krys

meOkay friends! I’ve answered 5 questions from the “Fun Questions to Ask Quiz” on the Conversation Starters World website. Comment your answers below so that I can get to know you better as well!

Question 1: When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you? I remember rushing to work one day after doing my nails and I accidentally messed one up on my way out of the house. So that day I took the polish with me to work and decided I would do a quick coat over my smudged nail to cover up the damage.

Image result for smudged nail polishWhen I got to work I did just that. At the time I was working as a security guard. (yes, I really worked as a security guard, here’s a picture of me in my uniform to prove it.) At this specific site my desk had a partition that didn’t allow anyone in front of me to see what I was doing. I did about 4 strokes and put the bottle away just as this older privileged woman walked in the building with her nose turned up saying, “Ahh what iiiiiiis that? It reeks, I’m not standing here to wait for the elevator with this smell so strong.” *Quick back story – My job was simply to greet the tenants and visitors and make sure I knew what to do if we had a fire.

secuWE NEVER HAD A FIRE. Which means everyday I would greet hundreds of people coming in and out of the building. This lady in particular never spoke back when I would say hello or good morning. That said, let’s get back to the story*. So after she complained  I simply offered to open the door a bit wider and sat back at my desk.  At this point about 3 elevators had come already come and gone. My guess was that as she continued to see people coming in and out of the building completely fine she would want to come back in and go to work. Enhh… I was close but but no iced caramel macchiato. She actually marched back inside and asks for the Super (my boss). Here’s how that went. My Boss: Is everything ok? Privileged Older Woman: Can’t you smell that?

Image result for annoyed old ladyIt’s horrible. You’ve got to do something! So now my boss is sniffing everywhere, calling everyone and doing a full investigation of the smell asking me to log down information and the whole time it was just my ity bity nail polish. I never told them to this day lol.

Question 2: What will finally break the internet? Um..I would probably have to say Trump’s nudes. If a nude photo of Donald Trump was leaked I would deem it safe to throw the whole internet away. Just throw it out!

Question 3: What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults? Let’s see…um. Ok here’s one. OMG YOUR TEETH ARE SO WHITE I LOVE IT! I don’t remember them being this gradient….like ever. Oh and here is one I’ve actually got before. I love that hairstyle on you, it’s the best one you’ve had so far!

Image result for african american women's wide leg pantsQuestion 4: What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured? Back in like 2005 I was wearing a pair of wide leg pants much like what our sister here is wearing and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to walk fast and babbbyyyyy. My right foot stepped on the bottom of my left pant leg and it was over. I’m cracking up writing this but omg that was painful and embarrassing. Funny  – but definitely painful lol!

Question 5: What’s your biggest screw up in the kitchen?Image result for bad cook gif For me that would be measuring….and that’s like 80 percent of the key things you need to master in order to make good meals. I’m pretty sure measuring correctly is right after actually purchasing the ingredients you need to cook. I will have you to know I am getting better at that as well… sometimes.

Question 6: What is the craziest thing one of your teachers has done? I had this one teacher in High School who would teach her classes wearing a cap and gown. This is not her by the way but whoever you are congrats girl!Image result for old woman in cap and gown

Question 7: What quote or saying do people spout but is complete BS? Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Either the person who started this was super woke or just not in touch with reality because words do hurt! People die over words, cry over words, muster up self-doubt over words etc. The reason why I can offer this person the possibility of being woke is because you really have to consciously believe in yourself along with who and whose you are and – and, and, and know how to cancel out words with your own divine nature for other peoples words not to hurt you. That takes a woke kind of power!

Now it’s your turn  Comment your answers to the same 7 questions in the “Leave a Reply” box below! – Krys Journal















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